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The Lamp

I have a lamp. Of course, we have several lamps. But this one, it's special, and holds a tight place in my heart. It sits now, in the basement, on top of the filing cabinet that Tim acquired from an old job. The lamp isn't plugged in. It simply rests, bulb in hand, waiting for us to turn it on, to use it once again, to see its light burn bright. This lamp used to be on often, every night in fact. Because it was the lamp that we passed on from child to child. It saw the twins when they were two days old: itty-bitty identical cherubs who barely weighed as much as a sack of flour each. It welcomed the fiery redhead and eased him through some rough patches in the wee hours of stormy nights. It said Hello , and, Aren't you a surprise? to the little princess that took up the guest room, but who, clearly, is no longer a guest (and never was). It is a lamp with Noah and his animals, in an ark, on top of a swirl of blue water. It has no place in my home now...

Ba-na-nas!

As in, driving me. How many times can a 5-year-old boy NOT listen to his mother? Infinite. How many times can two almost 8-year-old girls NOT listen to their mother? Infinite. How many times can I hang my head, hoping that Jo the Supernanny will walk in the door? (There is a pattern here, if you haven't noticed.) Infinite. *** We don't own too many valuable items in this house, except for the kids. Why is that? Because of said kids. Case in point: We had (emphasis on the had ) two very inexpensive floor lamps in the living room. Aaron likes to stand on the base of the lamps. For what purpose, I don't know. Two days ago, I told him (again) to get off of the lamp. One day ago I told him (again) to get off of the lamp. (Bananas, I say!) This morning, the lamp looked like it was leaning. I tried to right it, but couldn't. By this afternoon, I thought I'd look into the problem. As I came upon the lamp, I noticed some dust on the floor. I picked the lamp u...