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What is something dad always says to you? "I love you." What makes dad happy? "When I give you a big hug" What makes dad sad? "When I don't give you a big hug" How does your dad make you laugh? "You say something funny." What was your dad like as a child? "I don't know because I didn't see you." How old is your dad? "17" How tall is your dad? "That tall." [points from my feet to my head] What is his favorite thing to do? "Play with me" What does your dad do when you're not around? "Plays with Melina" 10. If your dad becomes famous, what will it be for? "Throw a ball to outer space" What is your dad really good at? "Art" [What? Me?] What is your dad not very good at? "Being careful at bats." [When I asked for clarification on this, he said he meant the animal kind.] What does your dad do for his job? "Do work on the computer" What is your d...

As I write this, I'm also watching the Florida/Oklahoma football game. It's halftime, so I switched over to ESPN, where Lou Holtz is giving a break-down of Tebow's second interception. He's drawing on a chalk board. A CHALK BOARD! On election night 2008, CNN had a hologram . Meanwhile, ESPN is dragging out something that looks stolen from an elementary school. By the way, neither offense looks very good. The A.D.'s from Utah, Texas, and Southern Cal should be screaming for a playoff .