I Think She Missed Something

Someone who shall remain nameless forwarded an old version of Fifty Shades of Grey to me. Apparently, the story started out as fanfiction. The characters were originally named Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen.

One of my big problems with Twilight was that Meyer's vampires had bodies like stone: hard and cold to the touch. Without a working heart, there was no blood to pulse. How Edward ever managed to consummate his relationship with Bella, I will never understand.

My question to E. L. James then, should be somewhat obvious. Has she ever even heard of a refractory period?!?

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