Fake Ones
"Today my life changed, Mom," Melina said, as she walked in to the kitchen.
"Oh really? How?" I asked.
"Because today, at Kroger, I saw a pretend vacuum. Yes, I don't know if it is a vacuum [meaning she doesn't know if it will actually work], but it might be one," she said.
"And how did that change your life?" I asked.
"Well, I didn't know there were fake ones," she said, and then ran toward the living room.
Just wait until she finds out about breast implants. That concept is going to blow her mind.
"Oh really? How?" I asked.
"Because today, at Kroger, I saw a pretend vacuum. Yes, I don't know if it is a vacuum [meaning she doesn't know if it will actually work], but it might be one," she said.
"And how did that change your life?" I asked.
"Well, I didn't know there were fake ones," she said, and then ran toward the living room.
Just wait until she finds out about breast implants. That concept is going to blow her mind.
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