Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Kitty Cuteness, XII

I know a lot of people who LOVE cats. I am not one of them. Yes, we own four cats. I LOVE those cats. But I do not LOVE the cats of other people. I can easily ignore other people's cats because they are not mine. (I think I feel like that about kids, too. I'm not sure, so let me think about that.)

Anyway, these cats--whether they are mine or yours or your neighbor's--are really cute while they're little. And then, they grow up. And wake you up at 4:13 a.m. every morning, or piss on your clean laundry. Or, play soccer with the piece of Kix until it gets stuck under the dog's water bowl and instead of letting it go--oh no, he can't let it go--decides that it's a good time to try to get under the dog's water bowl, emptying the bowl on the wood floor. Oh. Your cat doesn't do that? Benedict and Arnold--those traitors (Ha!)--do that. ALL. THE. TIME.

Hell cats, I tell you. Sometimes it's hard to love these cute kitties, but I do.

So today, for the fun of it, I felt like seeing what other cute kitties are out there that might be a little hard to love. And, as you can probably guess, I should have labeled this post something other than Kitty Cuteness.

Found at www.sodahead.com

Came from www.photobucket.com

The Daily Mail once asked if this is the world's scariest cat.

Don't know who owns this image. It's not me. But I wouldn't want to wake up to this.

A little manipulation from someone over at www.fanpop.com produced this.


T said...

Wtf (bottom pic)

Anonymous said...

Ohmygosh... it's a death kitty, run for the hills! Unless the death kitty's lair is in the hills. Maybe we should be running for the beach, where there's water... are death kitties water phobic like other cats? Oh gosh, I'm just not sure what to do; I guess I'll just arm myself and hide in the closet until it goes away. Oddly enough, this is also my strategy when small children are around.

Christina said...

I laughed at both of your comments. That last one really got me...I might have nightmares!! I will admit to trying to hide in a closet-like space to get away from small children. Kindred spirits, perhaps. (And yet, I have four kids. Go figure.)

Tanstaafl said...

A little warning next time would be nice. I think I am going to have nightmares..