Mother vs Father
A mother: A woman who, after driving four hours with three of her children on the way home from a weekend with a best friend, manages to stop at the grocery store, buy fresh food, and proceeds to cook dinner, despite the fact that her legs and back hurt from driving, and because her period has arrived.
A father: A man who eats said dinner.
P.S. In all fairness, Tim kept Aaron here and they had a guys weekend. Which apparently didn't involve thinking about what they would make for dinner on Sunday night.
P.P.S. I anticipated this happening, especially because Tim had a baseball game and wouldn't be home until 5:30 or later. So really, as long as I don't have to dishes, I'll be fine.
P.P.P.S. I will probably have to do dishes, since Tim is old and baseball on a hot day will wipe Tim out. We'll use paper plates.
A father: A man who eats said dinner.
P.S. In all fairness, Tim kept Aaron here and they had a guys weekend. Which apparently didn't involve thinking about what they would make for dinner on Sunday night.
P.P.S. I anticipated this happening, especially because Tim had a baseball game and wouldn't be home until 5:30 or later. So really, as long as I don't have to dishes, I'll be fine.
P.P.P.S. I will probably have to do dishes, since Tim is old and baseball on a hot day will wipe Tim out. We'll use paper plates.
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