Teaching Kids

While I was getting dressed today...

Me: I'm going to have to cut off these jeans.
Melina: Why?
Me: Because they have holes. And the holes are getting too big.
Melina: Oh.
Me: Now, I have holey jeans.
Melina: Holey jeans?
Me: Yes, holey jeans.
Melina: You mean like holey pickles?
Me: Pickles are holey?
Melina: No, I mean like Robin. How he says Holy everything. Like, Holy Jeans!

We've taught her well.