Room Clearing

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Easy Ways to Clear a Room of Four Children:

  1. Yell out Who wants ice cream?
  2. Ask if anyone is ready to help fold the clothes.
  3. Mention that the dusting needs to be finished.
  4. Call out that the cat has vomited, repeatedly, in the room.
  5. Suggest that the kids help with said vomit.
  6. Mention that the Scooby-Doo DVD they just saw has bloopers that they've never seen.

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