Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Things I Thought I Saw

Every once in a while, I don't see things correctly. Recently, these three instances popped up.

On the Huffington post website: Lorde Calls Himself 'A Hugely Sex-Positive Person'
What I really saw: Lorde Calls Herself 'A Hugely Sex-Positive Person' (Thank  goodness about this one; I have nothing against transsexuals, but I was certain that Lorde was a woman.)

In my contacts section of my Gmail account: John Green (Wouldn't that just be awesome?)
What I really saw: John G***n (I need to keep my friends anonymous,  but I can tell you that his last name is not and never has been Green.)

On an Advent Jeopardy Game: O Holy Shit!
What I really saw: O Holy Night!

God help me, with that last one.

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